The Union of The united american republics is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Robert F Kennedy Jr with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.745 billion Yankees are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 120 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 68,853 US Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,440 per year while the poor average 12,974, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, being a member of the glee club disqualifies Yankees from space travel, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The united american republics's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

The united american republics is ranked 106,101^st in the world and 50^th in Imperial World Nations for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,249.42 on the Gilded Widget Scale.